i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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