best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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