He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
