I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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