How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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