i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i believe in u and ur pee
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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