Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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