do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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