is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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