This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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