So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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