Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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