Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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