And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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