too bad you live with your parents still
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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