spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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