sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how can u be prego again
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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