so explain again why im purple
no
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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