It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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