Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm at about main and main street
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Randomize