oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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