How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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