Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no you cant smoke seaweed
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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