Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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