how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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