We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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