i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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