Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
soo... how was my night?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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