New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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