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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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