Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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