Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just had sex on a roof
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
you never un-have a 4some
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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