If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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