Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
