This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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