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(805): View more from California

who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->

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(954): View more from Florida

You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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(703): View more from Virginia

unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis

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(972): View more from Texas

Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving

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(209): View more from California

She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.

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(510): View more from California

Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed

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(905): View more from Ontario

what's your room number? I've never been there sober...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes

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