one two three fourrrrnication!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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