shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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