We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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