that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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