but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i came on her dog
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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