God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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