Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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