He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think people are normalizing furries
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
