One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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