Yo dont text me then not text me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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