she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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