good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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