I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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