The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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