Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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