An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Did I show you my penis last night?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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