We're like a lot better than the average bears
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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