For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he thought i was a dude.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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