Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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